My First Time

Akak tu datang A&E sebab chronic hypertension (hypertension after giving birth), mase tu my fren and me tgh buat ECG kat die. Tiba2 datang sorang HO, "Nanti U all buat PR kat die ek"

Eh? Ape ke nak buat PR? Kata HO tu, akak ni Hb low, nak rule out malena.
Tanya2 akak tu takde lak die kurang darah ke ape. Sebab dr suruh kan, belasah jelah.

Since this was my first time, so hesitate jugak, sbb my fren tanak buat cos she haven't do under supervision, so die takut la nak buat. For me, kalau da reti buat, ala setakat PR je pon, belasah je.

So, I pon korekla bontot kakak tu buatla macam lam buku ajar, cara yang betul nak buat PR. Susah gak, akhirnya masuk jari sikit je.

MO tanya how? I said normal je, brownish stool. Sure eh? Gulp!!!.. Canne ni? Tadi masuk jari sikit je, nak kene masuk dalam2 lagi ke, baru jumpa malenic stool tu.

Tak lama selepas tu, MO tu tanya, patient mane U buat PR td. I tunjukla patient tu

MO tepuk dahi. U caught a wrong person, man. Bukan dialah, lady sane tu...
Peh... patutla normal stool.

Daftar kata
ECG - electrocardiogram, cek keadaan jantung
HO - house officer (dr yg kerja x sampai 2 tahun)
MO - makan orang medical officer, pangkat selepas HO
PR - per rectal
malena - najis bercampur darah